Make your own track shorts/skirt
"Purchase one pair of trackpants from Kmart/the Warehouse, the more ‘X’ the better. It is important that the trackpants have a waistband. Cut off at knee length for trackshorts, or as short as you like. To make the trackskirt, lay the pants on a flat surface. Cut off the legs in a straight line above the crotch. If you buy trackpants with enough Xs in front of the L, the amount of fabric between the waistband and where the crutch was is definitely enough to be worn (respectably) in public."
Hilarious!!!
Excerpt from Canta Magazine, Issue 6, April 20, 2005
April 26th, 2005 at 3:03 am
wont it look like a tennis skirt worn by the willams sister?..hmm..
April 26th, 2005 at 9:33 pm
At least you got the picture right. When I first read this, I thought that they were going to make a pant and a skirt from just the XXXXL trackpants. I kept on pondering, scratching my head…but realised after like 15 minutes it was shorts OR skirt. God, I’m so blur!!!
April 27th, 2005 at 7:57 am
^-^|| wad the?? wadz tat????? looks like a piece of m… m.. i donno…. soo lost…
April 28th, 2005 at 10:22 pm
I know what you mean…we got lots of hilarious crap from uni every week. This one just tops the list. I was commenting it was so ridiculous but my bf said that a kiwi might look at the article and say to themselves,” Hey, this might actually work!”
What the ****, right?….he he